Autistic Goat

Autistic Goat is 2nd in command of the Tard Guard, An organization dedicated to protecting the earth from the Masks of Mahone.

Biography
Autistic Goat was born 10000 Sperm Cells ago on 21/69/837 on the realm known as New Goatland. He was the outcome of a goat and a mutated Hobbit from Middle Earth who was very tall. He meet the other members of the Tard Guard through the Sperm Trading Market, as Autistic Goat was very desperate for some extra Sperm Cells to live. He was find as homeless desperate for some Sperm to buy a Virgin Mobile. The Tard Guard accepted him as one of their own, and he quickly proved himself as a great soldier and became second in command. He is famous for being autistic and being a goat.

Chromology
Autistic Goat has several extra Chromosomes but lacks Sperm Cells. Allowing him to never reproduce. However his Chromosomes are mixture of Hobbit and Goat Chromosomes which grants him the super strength, agility, and his amazing Autistic Goat Screech that can drain the chromosomes from almost any living creature. His power level is 1337x837-10-1738

Powers
Goat Screech

High pitched screech that drains chromosomes from almost any living creature.

Depression

He suffers from crippling depression which makes him lack sperm cells, but he makes up for it with his unusually high chromosome level.

Hobbit Chromosomes

Hobbit chromosomes are infused with much more Autism then normal chromosomes, giving him an extremely high chromosome level.

Goat Chromosomes

Goat Chromosomes are the strongest and most autism-infused chromosome of all, further boosting his chromosome level greatly.